no, i wasn't dead, i was looking for a vocation (i will go to college next year) and i think i found it , but i'm still feeling empty

Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
At the bottom of escalators yell “MY SHOELACE!”
Baby oil the floor
Be a smart blonde
Be a square root
Be someone
Be unique, just like everyone else
Beam yourself up
Blow up a balloon until it pops
Boil ice cream
Bounce a potato
Call an insurance company and try to insure your stuffed animal.
Carpet your ceiling
Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks
Carve your boyfriend\girlfriend\crushes’ initials in a marshmallow
Catch a cold
Chew on your arm until someone notices.
Fry some butter.
Construct tiny makeshift parachutes for hamsters
Count to a 10000000000000
Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
Create random equations
Dont ever use punctuation its rather annoying isnt it
Dot people’s i’s for them
Draw Venn diagrams... screw them up
Dress up in a cow suit… go to the supermarket
Drink as much prune juice as you can
Drink soda till you get wired
Exorcise a ghost
Find a bug and chase it
Follow random people
Forget to groom
Get bubblegum stuck in your hair and try to get it out
Have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror
Hold your hand
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
Kiss and make up with yourself
Laugh at things that are not funny
Lay a long straight line of masking tape on the floor. Now spin around really fast then try walking on the masking tape.
Learn to type...with your toes
Learn to whistle 14.4/28.8 bps modem sounds
Let a helium balloon float up to your ceiling and throw things at it to pop it
Load as many programs on your PC as you can in an attempt to crash your system
Make oatmeal in the bathtub
Open a box of Animal Crackers and make an animal farm
Out of nowhere, or when it is quiet, say loud "When I say heeee-aay, you say hoooo, Heeee-aay" and see how many people say "ho"
Paint with your toes
Paint zebra stripes on your computer
Pay for expensive things with pennies
Pick your nose
Plant M&M’s
Pop zits and blackheads, clean lint out of belly button, q-tips, and find those hidden treasures of the nose
Post Post-It© Notes all over your house
Pour instant concrete in your sister/brother's waterbed
Procrastinate
Push your eyes for interesting light show
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning - Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Repeatingly call someone Al and get mad when they say that’s not their name
without getting tired.
Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
Set up your Christmas tree in April
Sharpen a carrot
Shout “shut up, SHUT UP,” and hit your head on a table
Throw a tomato into a fan
Try plan B
Use a kick me sign. As a challenge, see how many people you can put a kick me sign on without them knowing it.
Use the word stuff as much as possible
Use your secret mind power - Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.
Watch 101 Dalmatians and see if they really show 101 Dalmatians.
Write a really long essay
Write complaint letters to companies that annoy you.
Write your name in permanent marker on all your underwear
You and a friend pick your noses and see who has the biggest boogers.

From: [link] i found the page in my english exam XD